We got this thing working!
So I don’t know the entire story…most of it is being kept from me so I can’t be compelled to testify against anybody in case this goes to court (STAAAAR COURT!), but the good Padre Fedora managed to single-handedly storm his way 
onto a Nova class starship, pirate their copy of LCARS, escape with life and limb intact, and then kitbash it into a usable interface for our needs. So props for that!!
-LNKXO
The good Padre, Xenu Fedora, continues to drag the ship into something resembling the second decade of the 21st Century, and we are now proud to introduce our Facebook fan site! Find useful news, interesting links, and the latest insider information on our upcoming events. It’s about as close to the Shameless as you can get without having a restraining order levied against you!
Hi fans,
As you know, the Shameless is known far and wide for it’s high amounts of relaxation, slack, and general awesomeness. But there is one thing that has always dragged upon our Awesome like a lead weight; our web-site.
We take full responsibility. Actually, as the XO, one of my duties is to act as ships scapegoat. And I always blame the Vulcan Temperance Ministry. Those scoundrels; oooooh I hate them. They’ve managed to have a string of successful skirmishes lately. But thanks to the efforts of the good Padre, Xenu, exciting changes are underway!!
So until that day, a new ship, and a new day are dawning, and we are currently under construction. But check back soon!
Liften “Noodles” Kherry
Executive Officer, UBS Shameless