The R.E.D. Team (Retired and Extremely Drunk) is a crack team of Commanders who have no official title or authority beyond the respect inherent in the rank.
At the Captain’s discretion, they may be assigned Yo’Men and Yo’Women to dole on their every need.
Should they choose to grace the ship with their presence, bow before the might that is their liver.
Commander Punk Funkley “P-Funk” Diminutive Detective
Commander Ramen “Noodles” Saotome
Commander Wrong Solo
Father Xenu Fedora