The Medical Team stocks and dispenses ordinance. They are chemists of the highest order and are masters of curing all the afflicts the soul. They are also impish, mean, and will do anything for the opportunity to fire a Yukon Torpedo down your Jeffries Tube.
Remember: Friends don’t let friends drink The Horta.
Chief of Medical
Lieutenant Constance Backwards
Lieutenant Commander Endora
Lieutenant Commander Wicked the Ewok
Ensign DR. Natural Only Enima
Ensign Olman Droid
Ensign Trixy Vixen