Attention Arisa: The UBS Shameless has cleared quarantine and is preparing to initiate docking! Time to bunk up with your preferred mate (or any random person willing to split the cost with you) and kick off 2023 in style!

Come join us for our return to Arisia!

– XO

<TODO: Insert clever shenanigans here>

Party will commence in about 275 kiloseconds give or take some procrastination.

See you there!

– XO

Carpe deRum here! It’s almost time for the Shameless’ favorite-est con of the season. Nauticon! MAY 18-20, 2018

This year its going disco themed so I went out and bought a whole bunch of glitter to make my own disco balls. Just need to open up the bag it came in to move it to a more transportable container…. Ugh! Oh God! It’s everywhere! Ugh! It’s in my raccoon wounds! Oh God! SEND HELP. IT’S GOTTEN INTO THE INSTRUMENTATION PANELS! {áPÙ›j7cQÔvz@n3#…

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We have made our way back to Arisia for another fun filled mission filled with slack libations and more! Did you know it’s our 10 year anniversary? That’s right we have been awash in space for 10 fucking years. That’s a long time to be flying through space dispensing libations and slack to the masses. Trust us when we say we will be around this weekend with plenty to offer and more! Keep your eyes peeled and you will find us.

– Father Xenu

Tired of the standard every day convention? Looking for something new? Then why the fuck haven’t you signed up for NAUTICON yet?!?

This is THE con to attend if you need something new and different. Nauticon falls under what we refer to around here as as a relaxacon, or a con without the con. Skip panels and rest on the beach. Wander around P-town buying useless crap and eating awesome barbecue (seriously, the captain knows a BBQ place so good you’ll forget how awesome cape cod seafood is!) Play some Beer Croquet with your con buddies. Hang out with Barfleet ALL FUCKING DAY.

There’s a reason we call this convention HOME. You should too. ‪#‎nauticon‬ Nauticons (The 21+ Convention)

– LT CdR